This is my Parody(lan) contribution to the 3rd Annual BobFest, obviously based on “Just Like a Woman”. The campaign for the Republican presidential nomination was just too delicious to ignore. Starting from 19(?) candidates, at the time i wrote this they were down to five, or maybe four. About two months later, when BobFest came about, only Trump remained, so i had to modify it slightly to note the fact that the verses about Cruz and Rubio were reflecting an earlier time.